THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE
on my grave i want VIP not RIP
do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking
I couldn’t stop smiling.
oh fuck das smooth as fuck
which is messier my life or my hair
my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.
"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."
walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS
mom can i borrow money to buy you a present