May 2013
shalrath:
what doesnt kill you gives you exp points
trillow:
i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
wild-lion:
never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you
unluckyships:
when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
things that cause me a mental breakdown
slow internet connection
losing something i held a second ago
kids screaming for no reason
girls with annoying voices
math
my dad
arguing with stupid people
wilsonnthesassycat:
wilsonnthesassycat:
You can’t say happiness without saying “ha, penis”
this will be a successful text post I can feel it
Trying to do math
“It’s not our job to toughen our children up to face a cruel and heartless world....”
– L.R. Knost (via creatingaquietmind)
“Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you’re scared to death.”
– Harold Wilson (via eloquentandhonest)
starllex:
i heard a rumor that the reblog button isnt working starting from now idk tho you should test it out on my selfies
Comedy by Red Ollero: Philippine Political... →
redkomedyante:
This coming elections, I think people should vote for Villar, Binay, Enrile and pretty much any of them candidates who’re in a political dynasty.
As a self-proclaimed political expert, I truly believe this is the only way to purge our government!
I can just imagine… with enough families in…
wifelife:
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
avenue:
january 2013: this shall be my year
may 2013: well, shit
Plans for the future
laughingstation:
damnthatswhatshesaid:
When I was little:
Now:
Follow Damn! That’s What She Said! for more!
More FUNNY POST here!
mrcraabs:
eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
Resisting the urge to scratch your butt in public
fuckyeahlaughters:
could you imagine being on tumblr with all your...
fuckyeahlaughters:
the internet is a strange place
April 2013
“I don’t believe in love at first sight but I do believe in seeing someone from...”
– Ryan O’Connell (via joyinthecity)
“April was too lonely a month to spend alone. In April, everyone around me looked...”
– Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via tearsandramblings)
alexkisu:
Do u ever just wanna have sex all the time
roughrimjob:
Its fucking 2013 why cant I unsend a text yet
