December 2011
“You’re very clear about what you like and what you don’t like,” she said....”
– Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via jayums)
In the year 3000
Music teacher: im going to teach you a traditional African chant
to the window
to the wall
til the sweat drips down my balls
all you bitches crawl
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
damnthatswhatshesaid:
”YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND.. put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite.”
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Christmas: Then and now...
Then:
Now:
I say the most flirty things when I'm just talking...
totally-relatable:
But when it comes time for me to actually flirt I’m just like
Before you say 2011 sucked, remember it brought...
weshouldwritepornography:
